Sometimes I wonder

Sometimes I wonder about my sanity.
I am trying to plan a surprise birthday for Brittany with Brittany in the house.....
This is truly a test of my keeping my mouth shut and patience. So many times I have wanted to say "If you don't stop, I will take your party away" but I can not.
"Why are you so worried about the house being sooooo clean today?" said Brittany
"Because I don't want to live in a pig hole." I said.
"We don't live in a pig hole." says Brittany sarcastically
"Today we do." I said
"Pig hole, pig hole, pig hole" says Wyatt
"I told you, Brittany" Says Mommy.
Ok, So the planning was going great until it can to the cake. I usually make her a cake.
Like a horse head (11th), a cupcake cake (12th). I can't make it with her here, because this birthday is a surprise party.
I had to make a executive decision.......Store cake. It will be great enough, just cost more.
I will let you know how the party goes. It is a movie star birthday. We are having a photo shoot, karoke, and a wonderul Christine Hill coming to speak on Modesty, Maturity and Make-up.
Isn't she wonderful!!!