Children and Logic just don't go together

I guess I really expect to much sometimes.
I expect children to sleep past 7:00am (I know to much to ask to get 8:00a)
I expect children to listen to their parents. (again I must be grasping at straws)
I expect children to have respect for their parents. (Insane)
I expect children to GO TO BED and STAY in BED. (please go to bed)
I expect children to obey their parents. (I think maybe I just need to be medicated)

My expectations are way to high!

I Truly Trust God to work all of this for his good! I just wish he would give me a hint on how sometimes. :)

So in closing Children and Logic just don't go together because all of these things of course are logical. Aren't they??